Abbot – “read-the-room v1.0.0” by Cross Talk Fan Forum Phoenix

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<br /> # Change the code below with the code for your skill!<br /> from html.parser import HTMLParser<br /> import requests<br /> import random<br /> class NewsParser(HTMLParser):<br /> def __init__(self):<br /> super().__init__()<br /> self.headline = None<br /> self.get_headline = False</p> <p> def handle_starttag(self, tag, attrs):<br /> real_headline = attrs and len(attrs) and len(attrs[0]) and attrs[0][0] == ‘size’<br /> if tag == ‘h3’ and not (self.get_headline) and real_headline:<br /> if not self.headline:<br /> self.get_headline = True<br /> self.attrs = attrs</p> <p> elif random.randint(1, 10) == 2:<br /> self.get_headline = True</p> <p> def handle_data(self, data):<br /> if self.get_headline:<br /> self.headline = data<br /> self.get_headline = False</p> <p>r = requests.get(‘https://www.nytimes.com/’)<br /> q = NewsParser()<br /> q.feed(r.text)</p> <p>z = [‘I\’m sorry. ‘, ‘My apologies. ‘, ‘Oh. ‘, ‘Wow my bad. ‘, “Shit. “, “Damn 😕. “]<br /> y = [‘You all must be reeling from the fact that ‘, ‘It must be a big day because ‘, ‘I wasn\’t really thinking about ‘, ‘I only just realized that ‘, ‘I hadn\’t heard that ‘]<br /> x = [‘exciting’, ‘traumatizing’, ‘awful’, ‘threatening’, ‘drastic’, ‘world-changing’]<br /> w = [‘I\’ll try to do better next time.’, ‘I promise it won\’t happen again.’, ”, ”, ‘I\’ll use my head before I speak in the future.’, ‘I\’m gonna sign off and take a quick walk.’, ”, ”]</p> <p>response = f”{random.choice(z)}{random.choice(y)}{q.headline}. That must be very {random.choice(x)} news! {random.choice(w)}”</p> <p>bot.reply(response)